Beer Quotes

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

- Benjamin Franklin

“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.”

- Czech Proverb

“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.”

- Egyptian Proverb

“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”

- Greek Proverb

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”

- Egyptian Proverb

"Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop."

-Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
-Kaiser Welhelm

"An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer."
-Confucius

"They who drink beer will think beer."
-Washington Irving

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
-Abraham Lincoln

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old."
-Martin Luther

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into."
-Don Marquis

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
-Homer Simpson

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson