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Abita Brewing Company - Jockamo IPA (3) Bell's Brewery - Hopslam (3) Big Sky Brewing Company - Bobo's Robust Porter (3) Midwest Brewers Fest (3) Mother Earth Brewing - Sisters Of The Moon IPA (3) Oskar Blues Brewery - Ten Fidy (3) 21st Amendment Brewery - Brew Free! Or Die IPA (2) Abita Brewing Company - Restoration Pale Ale (2) Ale Asylum - Hopalicious (2) Ayinger Brewery - Celebrator Doppelbock (2) Bell's Brewery - Octoberfest Beer (2) Bell's Brewery - The Oracle (2) Bell's Brewery - Two Hearted Ale (2) Boulder Beer Company - Hazed & Infused (2) Brau Brothers Brewing Company - Pale Ale (2) Breckenridge Brewery - 471 IPA (2) Breckenridge Brewery - Christmas Ale (2) Crow Peak Brewing Company - 11th Hour IPA (2) Cucapa Brewing Company - Chupacabras Pale Ale (2) Dogfish Head Craft Brewery - 90 Minute IPA (2) Dogfish Head Craft Brewery - Punkin Ale (2) Dogfish Head Craft Brewery - Squall IPA (2) Flying Dog Brewery - Raging Bitch (2) Fort Collins Brewery - Rocky Mountain IPA (2) Fort Collins Brewery - Z Lager (2) Founders Brewing Company - Centennial IPA (2) Founders Brewing Company - Devil Dancer (2) Founders Brewing Company - Double Trouble (2) Founders Brewing Company - Founders Pale Ale (2) Founders Brewing Company - Red Rye P.A. (2) Grand Teton Brewing Company - Trout Hop Black IPA (2) Great American Beer Festival 2010 (2) Great Lakes Brewing Company - Conway's Irish Ale (2) Green Flash Brewing Company - Hop Head Red Ale (2) Green Flash Brewing Company - West Coast IPA (2) Half Acre Beer Company - Daisy Cutter (2) Half Acre Beer Company - Meat Wave (2) Kona Brewing Company - Wailua Wheat (2) Lagunitas Brewing Company - Hop Stoopid Ale (2) Magic Hat Brewing Company - #9 Not Quite Pale Ale (2)

Rating System

Our rating system is like picking a prize racehorse. We will tell you the odds and how much to invest!  (And to those who may be overly sensitive...this site is about opinions and just because we happen to like or dislike a beer doesn't mean you should get your panties in a bunch!!)

Buy a Keg!

This is our highest rating. Keep a knife next to the keg in the event some idiot tries to touch your precious!

Buy a Case

Like your favorite CD, keep one in your car and one in your living room, because your going to be coming back again and again. This is a metaphor, dont actually keep beer in your car, you dirty drunk!

Buy a Twelve Pack

Here is a go-to-beer that you need a couple extra of laying around to share with your friends. Maybe for your generosity one of them might even donate that new liver your gonna need!   

Buy a Six Pack

Worth giving a try. Kind of like that time you discovered playing with matches; fun for a while but don’t make a habit of it.

Bum One From A Friend

Remember that time you tried on your Mom’s high heels? You have to do it once, but don't go bragging about it!

Skip it!

Like an autographed Creed poster from the 1998 tour, you should not be caught dead with this garbage.