Our rating system is like picking a prize racehorse. We will tell you the odds and how much to invest! (And to those who may be overly sensitive...this site is about opinions and just because we happen to like or dislike a beer doesn't mean you should get your panties in a bunch!!)
Buy a Keg!
This is our highest rating. Keep a knife next to the keg in the event some idiot tries to touch your precious!
Buy a Case
Like your favorite CD, keep one in your car and one in your living room, because your going to be coming back again and again. This is a metaphor, dont actually keep beer in your car, you dirty drunk!
Buy a Twelve Pack
Here is a go-to-beer that you need a couple extra of laying around to share with your friends. Maybe for your generosity one of them might even donate that new liver your gonna need!
Buy a Six Pack
Worth giving a try. Kind of like that time you discovered playing with matches; fun for a while but don’t make a habit of it.
Bum One From A Friend
Remember that time you tried on your Mom’s high heels? You have to do it once, but don't go bragging about it!
Like an autographed Creed poster from the 1998 tour, you should not be caught dead with this garbage.