Berghoff Beer- Rock River Red Ale: Somebody Call A Medic!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at 6:18PM | by Wes 
Dudes remember that party we threw in college? It was so lame. Until Tony showed up with the girls volleyball team and all that sweet, sweet, Rock River Red Ale. Man, Tony was the coolest. I heard he is like a roadie for Good Charlotte now. No way! Yup, Killer man. Only Tony could have been so awesome.
The problem with this conversation is that if it happened in real life a black hole would open and swallow the universe. Yes this beer is that bad. If you actually brought this to a party someone would inevitably punch you in the face and set your car on fire. This beer is way too fizzy. It smells like Sweetarts. And it taste like rotten, overly fermented cherries. It is one of the nastiest beers ever, and I have gotten drunk off a mixture of warm Natural Ice and Milwaukee’s Best. If you found yourself buying this beer you should not only evaluate your taste buds, but maybe your existence.
I tried to research this horrible concoction but I could not even find a website. The Berghoff site says, “Coming 2007.” Upon further snooping I discovered that Minhas Brewery has overtaken the brand. However, they don’t even mention this fact on their website. Don’t worry guys, I would be embarrassed too. This might have an honorable mention on our spin off site “the worst beer of all time .com.”
ABV: ???
Consumed: Painfully
Verdict: Skip it! No, actually Run and Hide from it...
