Brooklyn Brewery- Oktoberfest: It is about to get ugg-ly up in here

Oktoberfests are my favorite beers of all time. It is bittersweet when summer comes to an end (especially for a teacher) but seeing those sweet, sweet Oktoberfest on the shelf almost make it worth while. The first Oktoberfest I saw this year was from Brooklyn Brewery, I snatched it up immediately and raced home.  I was excited to down this brew until my friend Ugg swung my unannounced and he has been begging me to do a review. I didn’t really have a way to say no this time, oh by the way, Ugg is a caveman…

Ugg LOVE Oktoberfest!!! Make Ugg happy in loincloth. Brooklyn Octoberfest bad! Smell like mastodon piss and look like rusty, blood water… Ugg say “UHHHH!” Fizzy rust water taste like moldy pennies. So sour, so yuck. Make face wrinkle like lemon jooce. Ugg want to smash on rock and scream! Make Uggs stomach angry like volcano god. If Ugg understood fire, Me burn down Brooklyn Brewery… Ugg mad, Ugg sad.

Unfortunately Ugg was pretty spot on this time. Brooklyn Brewery’s Oktoberfest is without a doubt the most uninspired Oktoberfest I have ever tried. It is really sour and very fizzy. It smells like metallic copper. None of the good qualities of an Oktoberfest stand out here. Honestly it is pretty freaking bland. Walk past this one before Ugg clubs you!

ABV: 5.5%

Consumed: In a pint glass

Verdict: Skip it!