Michelob- Winter Bourbon Cask Ale: Really Funny Jason, Thanks For Sneaking This In My Review Bag!
Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 11:43AM | by Wes 
When I was 10 years old I rode my first rollercoaster: The Magnum at Cedar Point. The Ride stalled at the top for twenty minutes, 200 feet in the air and I was terrified. My dad used this time to tell me that I was fat and that was why Santa did not come last year. Then he told me that he was divorcing my Mom because I was bad at sports and that brought shame to his heart. Ok, none of this actually happened. However, it still would be more fun than drinking Michelob’s Winter Bourbon Cask Ale.
How many great stories have you told that begin with, “Hey remember that crazy time we bought all that Michelob?” None, my point exactly. This “ale” pours the color your urine would look if you got punched in the kidneys and pissed blood. It smells like a combo of rotten bananas and urinal cakes. And worst of all it has no flavor except for a really nasty cheap watered down whiskey after taste. Gross, embarrassing, irrational, Michelob! Hey guys, that new slogan is on me! If anyone needs me, I will be brushing my teeth, with gasoline.
ABV: Who cares
Consumed: Pint Glass
Verdict: Skip It!
